kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.
Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!
by hmvocab May 28, 2015
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Solar Moment

When a british person says something involving politics, looking down on another country or just stupid or random
British man: “America Bad, England better”
Man: solar moment
by RobloxSavage024 February 03, 2021
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Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.
"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"
by mydough! September 15, 2021
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Kneebone Moment

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.
"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.
by Science Man Jr July 20, 2009
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Towelie moment

the feeling or moment in time that you phase from being normal to stoned, from one state of mind to another from use of cannabis
derived from the recurring south park character Towelie in the moments during the episodes that he smokes cannabis and goes from one logical basis to another due to the effects, a popular scene being the funky town moment, note examples;
most noticeable when hitting the first bong of the day or long toke from a substantial joint and your suddenly relaxed, chilled and everything feels just...better
' I've been waiting for that Towelie moment all day man'
the phrase itself principally deriving from South Park season 5, episode eight 'Towelie' (one specific example being from 14.25 to 15.15 in the episode):
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by things333 March 24, 2011
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A cricket moment

That awkward silence after something inappropriate, off topic or really boring has been uttered in a group conversation, where the only sound heard thereafter is chirping crickets. this is often followed by the departure of some participants.
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Dante Moment

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment
by Redos005 November 08, 2020
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