An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
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Get the Shaq's Asshole mug.when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
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“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
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With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
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Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
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