An anal blowfish occurs by putting your gasey partner on all fours, begin tonguing the anus until your partner farts into your mouth causing a firm puffing of the mouth cheeks - resulting in an anal blowfish.
My partner and I enjoyed anal blowfish last night!
by D Bird November 22, 2017
by jordynou September 02, 2018
The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 04, 2022
An untreatable mental condition whereby a person becomes addicted to anal sex—can be either as giving or as receiving or to both—and prefers it over every other sexual act. It is believed to be irreversible.
“Can you believe he told me he would never put his penis in my vagina?”
“He said that?!?!”
“Yeah! And on the first date! Said he was a Anal Junkie and all he wanted was ass!”
“He said that?!?!”
“Yeah! And on the first date! Said he was a Anal Junkie and all he wanted was ass!”
by worddick May 07, 2020
by yourmothersuterus69 June 07, 2014
The final pop of gas which follows a larger fart. The click one’s anus makes upon release of a small gas bubble.
by DanM69 August 24, 2021
when you bend a bitch over, pull off her panties, stick your tongue out so it is firm, then penetrate her pooper with your tongue going in and all the way out repetitively. this can also be done with your meat pistol as well.
damn bro you must have anal bopped that bitch last night. i herd he was shitting pancakes for the rest of the week
by captain gongshow October 16, 2013