Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018

Anal hangover

The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.

Dave "can't come into work."

Steve"Dave you better not have an anal hangover again!"

by nickwbithches January 29, 2014

anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.

Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.

by analbeads November 20, 2019

anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

Anal August

A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal

Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!

by emerex56 March 1, 2020

anal genocide

n. an attack on the anal cavity of a person, in which said attack would make said cavity resemble an area of land on which genocide has recently occurred.

Doctor: Did you recently try anal sex?
Patient: Perhaps.
Doctor: Alright lemme see your butt.
*Patient drops pants*
Doctor: Damn nigga! It looks like anal genocide up in this bitch.

by TheBrownBandit April 4, 2014

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018