(n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.
Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
Get the Alpha Malemug. by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019
Get the Alpha Cow Bitchmug. YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
by Jonathan Alexander Doe December 14, 2023
Get the The Alpha Fragmentmug. by sigma123642 October 14, 2024
Get the Alphamug. An alpha male, who is intellecutally, psychologically, sexually, emotionally, INTUITIVELY, economically and physically dominant. Very well read, well dressed, charming, cunning, worldly, WISE, - THE GODFATHER on steroids.
by BossBabes January 24, 2024
Get the Super Alphamug. non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi
toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024
Get the World War Alphamug. A term used by fatherless incels based on the concept of a wolf pack that has been debunked ages ago.
Tiktok Incel: I'm what they call an Alpha male. I think woman are lesser than me but also all women want me. Andrew Tate is my lord and savior.
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by LettuceTheLeafwing May 13, 2024
Get the alpha malemug.