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Dave: Wow you see that alpha there
Bob: Bro we're not talking about the Greek alphabet
by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 18, 2023
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Alpha Xander

Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".

Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?

Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!

John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!

Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!

John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023
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Alpha

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.
by Sparky236 February 2, 2023
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Alpha Male

a group of males who spend all their time watching andrew tates podcast and watching ishowspeed, jerking off and commenting about how their the man and go putting down females for absolutely no reason (they don't have a life that's the reason) because they have testosterone also go around saying the most cringiest things ever e.g lookmaxxing MOG.
alison: i think wearing makeup is a nice thing

Alpha Male: no its not your just insecure all girls that wear makeup should be jailed

alison: wtf deffo an Alpha Male
by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023
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Tactical Squadron Alpha

A squadron in KOG, that is reserved for people who have this thing called "common sense" and knows how to pull a trigger against QSO, also in other words: Doesn't have a skill issue."
OMG, TACTICAL SQUADRON ALPHA KNOCC OFF!11!
by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023
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Darkness alpha claw

by Hellhound77 November 9, 2023
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Inclusive Alpha

A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of £30m.

After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
by alleyes November 15, 2023
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