As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

active

Currently banging in the set, not MIA

"Yo homie I haven't been active for awhile"...." "well fool I haven't left the streets for one day in the last three years"

by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

love actually

a movie about how love actually is everywhere around us even though our world is precieved as a world of hatred. about how so many people are afraid to fly on air plaines since 9/11 and how airports are the place where you can always find love. for example at the baggage claim when u meet up with a loved one you always see hugs and kisses and nice things going around. how on 9ll all the calls from on board the plaine sertantly werent calls of hate they were calls of love. the movie also had a lot of really cute quotes. it follows many peoples love stories including the ones from a prime minister to people who double in porn scenes in movies. i loved this movie tho it was a little confusing to keep it all strait

((when mark talks to his step son about whats wrong and why hes been locking himself in his room and his son says its cuz hes in love))
"im relieved... it could be so much worse"
"worse? you think their are things that are worse then the total agony of being in love?"

by ally August 21, 2004

the actual fuck

An expression demonstrating one's mental disturbance at the sight or sound of something very strange.

(Bob walks in on his mother listening to One Direction)

Bob: The actual fuck, mom!

by Beary the bear bear February 20, 2014

my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

sexual activity

n.

Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.

My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021

Matress Actress

A female actor in the adult entertainment industry.

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.

by Duncmeister February 16, 2010