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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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Vin-minute

a dictation of time-can last anywhere between 60 seconds and 7 to 12 business days
"yeah I'll join you in a Vin-minute" {next day}-"where'd you guys go"
by that one guy in the room December 3, 2022
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Rob minute

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.
by x addict3d x January 20, 2016
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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.
If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!
by ramp65 March 12, 2024
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Koda minutes

When you say a predetermined time but that just means you need at least 10 extra minutes can go up to 45minutes
Me: I thought you said we run it down in 20 it’s been 30.

Koda:I meant koda minutes
by vaikre November 8, 2022
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minutes of last meeting

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter
by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
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