worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 08, 2011

Gutter Worms

Little cummies that get stuck in your belly button.

After I jerked off my belly button was filled with gutter worms.

by dilybob123 October 07, 2017

Worm funeral

Issa funeral but with worms

Tom: Hey you heard bout that worm funeral
Blake: Shut the fuck up Tom

by Bic cock ya April 05, 2018

garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 October 28, 2015

mythical shrimp worm

Somebody who is probably the best person in the world, they have great manners, make great memes, 0 percent petty, some would say they are mythical.

"I hope this new kid is a mythical shrimp worm"

by lil ramen 4ever September 22, 2017

womp worm

One who thoroughly enjoys house/electro/heavy bass/dubstep music and raves the hell out whenever possible.

Yo.. those girls are straight womp worms, I can hear their dub blasting from a mile away.

by Rachael K. & Laura H. December 13, 2010

worm dütt

Smol penis. Worm-like in girth.

Omg.. he totally had worm dütt. The condom kept slipping off.

by Tinkerbell2342 July 10, 2017