wet wegie

A wegie so tight it made you shart in your pants.

I couldn't pull out my wet wegie without getting my hands dirty.

by Ifeelblessed August 26, 2017

wet toast

A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.

Boudreau had a nice feast of wet toast.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

Wet Sandwich

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.

"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."

by Lee Bens March 25, 2009

Wet blanket

A person who seems determined not to have a good time and refuses to play or interact with others. Someone who generally has a negative attitude. In some cases people can become wet blankets because they cannot win the games the others are playing or continously lose, and as a result give up, becoming a wet blanket. It is important to note the continous offenses as a wet blanket can result in becoming a soggy biscuit.

1. Zane: "No, you guys always abuse me, I'm tired of playing, I quit!"
Us: "Don't be a wet blanket... You know what? You've done it to much, now you're just a soggy biscuit."

by tigress6793 November 5, 2010

wet pussy

very horny makes your box drip

hey johnny, come and feel my box, its dripping wet do you want to nibble on my wet pussy

by aaron kennedy May 20, 2007

Is water wet

Duh what a dumb question

Is water wet?
Eddie J: I, an intellectual, believe water is not wet
Ablitz, me, and the entire rest of the fucking world: it’s wet dipshit

by PhysicsGurl July 21, 2018

wet wednesday

a weekly wednesday celebration required for sanity in a nine to five lifestyle.

Alan: man, this has been some fucked up week. i cant stand this job.. im gonna burn this place down and kill myself!
Daniel: dont worry you witch's tit, its fuckin wet wednesday!
Joe: im so wet

by joehasbigballs January 2, 2009