Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
by cowtopus January 9, 2023
Get the condommug. Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age
by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
Get the Condommug. by gbabbiii December 22, 2010
Get the Kiddie Condommug. The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
by Momma D6 February 20, 2018
Get the Coffee condommug. A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.
by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022
Get the Condom Corpmug. Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
Get the knitted condommug. by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017
Get the condommug.