Pizza Lollipop

When one licks a disc-style pizza cutter after dividing a pizza fresh from the oven.

Shit! I just burnt my tongue on this god damned pizza lollipop!

by IGSDann April 26, 2014

Crappy Pizza

Crappy pizza is a pizza that tastes like shit.

Damn this is crappy pizza.

by Kitkattime22 November 21, 2018

pizza tooth

Pizza tooth is what happens when you can't wait 2 minutes to eat a piping hot slice of pizza or other food and it burns the roof of your mouth and makes your teeth hurt.

Ugh, I ate my moms stew last night and it was so hot that it gave me pizza tooth.

by Silentplanet19 December 24, 2019

Alcatraz Pizza

Waterboarding someone with pizza grease

Guard 1: I heard Trump gave that terrorist an Alcatraz Pizza last night
Guard 2: God help him

by 89023 July 22, 2017

Pizza Roll

I’m gonna pizza roll you girl. Insert a rolled pizza into a girls downstairs, and eat the pizza till you reach the bottom. Than the desserts waiting for you.

He girl, just called dominos. Would you let me do a pizza roll on you?

by Jdawg in da house September 2, 2023

Pizza Promise

-to promise something over pizza.

That bitch broke her pizza promise !

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni

“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night

by UwUferby June 22, 2021