sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming

"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

loser sex

losers having sex in their school auditorium box☠️☠️ or doing the dirty on obama’s official chair.

omg i just caught b**** and a*** having loser sex in the auditorium ☠️☠️

by Endive ended be s d d June 20, 2021

sex police

the police of sex

its the sex police

by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022

Sex

its when a male has a friend its really hard to work with sometimes, for a female the milkers start to hurt in the center and then male tells his friend he knows how to fix their problem so then both male and female get naked and then the friend for the male also helps the girl by exploring her to find the problem, but sometimes the friend gets tired and since its really weird in their he throws up,

Me and my mom had sex last nighgt

by The master of the virgins December 7, 2022

Sex

I definetly had sex before

I have sex

by Dentro 4 January 8, 2019