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Sex shed

I bought my dildos at The Sex Shed.
by Medovski87 November 18, 2023
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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
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wanna have some se?. wana get sexy?
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sex language

Fun
Desire
Pleasure
Patience
Accept dance and/or Celebration
by Leemonk September 27, 2022
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Lesbian sex

Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse.
Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.

Yours sincerely,

Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025
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say this in a gen z's face and theyll laugh uncontrollably
sex
by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022
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sex

i was using my vibrator in my room when my best friend walks in and sees me. his dick goes hard and i walk over to him. i pull down his pants and start sucking his massivee cock until he cums in my mouth. then he starts eating me out before sticking his dick into my wet pussy. he cums into me and i orgasm. we cuddle then start fucking again. we do this all night, with various positions like doggy style, standing, and 69. i orgasm so much and i love it. "see you tonight ;)' he says before leaving. i love having sex with him.
by sexydaddy69696969696 October 9, 2022
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