I’ll never get a girl

I’m going to die a virgin. :(

I’ll never get a girl

by Spatro February 25, 2021

9 year old girl

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too

9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty

by ayyycatsarecool August 15, 2022

girls who eat carrots

A figurate way for defining girls who usually like to practise oral sex on men.

ack: "Do you girls eat carrots?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Jack: "So you are girls who eat carrots?"
Girls: "We are females who like oral sex

by Pippo Fantasy June 12, 2021

National E-girl day

November 7th is national e-girl day now, so on this day every year get your best e-girl outfit on and go to school cuz ya know we’re the most oppressed group in america 😌.

Bro did you hear about national e-girl day?
yeah totally i got my outfit ready
rad dude.

by SkrrtSkrrt666 November 7, 2019

Pick Me Girl Syndrome

When someone acts like a pick me girl, saying the words "teehee", copying people's video edits, brainwashing people, thinking your most important over everyone.

Side effects may include,
- anger
- nausea
- memory loss
- high pitched voice
- losing long-time friends
- multiple crushes on people

Oh no! You have pick me girl syndrome! Quick! To the hospital!

by dessaesthetic November 11, 2022

Give your girl a hoodie

Girl:hoodie??
Boy:what?
Girl:haha it’s November 19
Boy:oh god here *gives hoodie*

Give your girl a hoodie day do it now!!!!!
ON NOVEMBER 19

by TikTok user November 17, 2019

wish like a fat girl

The desperate way of wishing for something that will not happen because the wisher does not have enough self-discipline.

Betty: Oh, Carlene! I really hope that Graham calls me! He's just so dreamy!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!

by von groovy June 9, 2017