getting kirk

When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk

random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025

Getting Mucked

Two men or a group of men getting drunk, then having anal sex

We planned on getting mucked after the bar

by Jayson870 September 16, 2025

gettenhooten

getting drunk and putting an apple fritter in your rectum

me and the boys got drunk and decided to go gettenhooten

by armpitjobarnold21 September 21, 2025

Getting bricked up

Getting Erection

Guy: I'm getting bricked up so badly

by Moe Lester123456789 September 22, 2025

Gettin’ Bedarded

Taking down a handful of creamy pints to the point of inebriation while watching Connor Bedard and the Chicago Blackhawks try to win a hockey game.

“Hey man, we’re going to the pub to watch the Blackhawks v. Red Wings game. We’re gonna be gettin’ Bedarded”

by Philly Mickson October 6, 2025

Getting Lisa'd

when you get hit by a car in a parking lot

When a car is getting to close to you while in a parking lot. You'd say "Don't get Lisa'd". Getting lisa'd

by Double d'd October 24, 2025

getdeutschebahned

To make detailed public-transportation plans in Germany with the intent of arriving on time or without hassle — and then have them spectacularly collapse because the Deutsche Bahn somehow managed to find a new way to disappoint. The hashtag #getdeutschebahned is used to signal on social media that one has fallen victim to this reliably unreliable chaos.

„I set my alarm for 6:30, left the house at 7, and two hours later I still haven’t left the station — #getdeutschebahned.“

by rufreakde October 30, 2025