Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”
Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
Get the Sanafer Syndromemug. When you stupid boe hoe ass hit tripple 19 while aiming at 20
This only happens to gay niggas with severe autism
This only happens to gay niggas with severe autism
by Sigma man baric February 24, 2022
Get the Gveric syndromemug. "he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
by anonymous August 27, 2023
Get the Death Syndromemug. the action of grabbing somebody’s testicles and twisting them until they are numb and change colours
by (EMS) November 24, 2021
Get the numbnuts syndromemug. by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022
Get the Explosive Cat Syndromemug. a term that describes a specific archetype of women or girls who are not only exceptionally attractive but also possess distinct feminine physical traits. These traits include high cheekbones, cupid bow lips, and a beautifully symmetrical smile.
However, Princess Syndrome goes beyond physical appearance. These women often excel in various aspects of their lives, showcasing talents and abilities that set them apart. Despite their outward beauty and inner gifts, they frequently have a background filled with significant trauma or adversity. This combination of striking beauty, talent, and a tragic past creates a complex and often poignant persona.
The term suggests that, much like a fairytale princess, these individuals may seem perfect on the surface but have endured deep emotional pain or challenging experiences. Their journey is often marked by a sense of resilience and strength, as they navigate their way through life's difficulties.
In summary, Princess Syndrome encapsulates the idea of a woman or girl who is not only visually stunning and highly accomplished but also carries a history of profound personal struggles. This duality of beauty and hardship makes their story all the more compelling and evocative
However, Princess Syndrome goes beyond physical appearance. These women often excel in various aspects of their lives, showcasing talents and abilities that set them apart. Despite their outward beauty and inner gifts, they frequently have a background filled with significant trauma or adversity. This combination of striking beauty, talent, and a tragic past creates a complex and often poignant persona.
The term suggests that, much like a fairytale princess, these individuals may seem perfect on the surface but have endured deep emotional pain or challenging experiences. Their journey is often marked by a sense of resilience and strength, as they navigate their way through life's difficulties.
In summary, Princess Syndrome encapsulates the idea of a woman or girl who is not only visually stunning and highly accomplished but also carries a history of profound personal struggles. This duality of beauty and hardship makes their story all the more compelling and evocative
Marilyn Monroe, Aaliyah, Anna Nicole Smith and Princess Diana are widely known women who had Penelope Syndrome
by saditytheseclusion. November 15, 2024
Get the Penelope Syndromemug. Dumb Shit Intolerant Syndrome. very serious illness which makes affected people cough/sneeze (in hard cases spit in someone's face) everytime they hear dumb shit
by altu.wwz May 30, 2020
Get the D.S.I Syndromemug.