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Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.
Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.
by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010
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National Sex Day

National Sex Day (I do not recommend 17 or younger continue with this) But, National Sex Day is the day you get your bf/gf/spouse/other and have some sex. Don't forget a couple of condoms and lube too maybe! Have fun!!
The one reading this fucked fucked the one they were with. It was a fun. National Sex Day: A fun night with the one you are with if they give consent
by I like trains7123 April 19, 2019
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oral sex

it’s like sex.. just with mouth
do you want to have oral sex?
by faygo appreciation August 12, 2021
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Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
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Red Sex

A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Boston Red Sox by some female news announcer on Fuji TV about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for another few years.

This similar incident also happened with Chicago White Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a middle aged male news announcer on NHK.
White Sex and Red Sex are different, so choose the colour wisely!
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
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one sex

When you text your crush one sec but instead your finger slipped and you didn’t notice quick enough therefore you sent it. Congratulations she now thinks you are a pervert!
by sigmaboy December 4, 2024
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ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION

NOT LIKING SHIT.

RELIGIOUS RATIONALIZATION to run away from it's existence.

STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
SORRY this is an impossibility as ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION will BAN ANYTHING WITH THE MOUTH AND ASSH0LE as really we have TO EAT and ESPECIAKLY SHIT PISS which is for some people HARD TO STOMACH.

Unfortunately most people for the most part don't realize how hard it is to be truly religious so the once were practice active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION.

CERTAINLY to be sure as the NAY NEE factor becomes affirmative as the BABIES AND CHILDREN have the say of what SEX PARTNERS you are allowed to have given the ABORTERS practce active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCCRIMINATION.
by PREWHORE AMAZON TOILET September 3, 2022
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