Tell me and will both know

Better and more creative way to say I don’t know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.

by Lyle s July 30, 2022

me searching for who asked

A search for who asked, (Still Ongoing.)

I’m on max render distance and still can’t find who asked
“me searching for who asked.”

by h……………… July 31, 2022

why are you spinning me

When someone makes arrangements and they don't go through

why are you spinning me for six days?

by john caliber August 1, 2022

Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Hey this chick sounds like me

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.

Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.

by Greybeard Loon August 4, 2022