i love my sons

i love the fuck out of my sons keep scrolling

i love my sons and thats the tea

by 1dhoe February 21, 2018

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan

The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much

Friend 1: i don’t like you

Friend 2: Ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan either

by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

love with a twist

A unique relationship dynamic in which 2 people are romantically monogamous to each other, but also engage in sexual activities with other couples who are also romantically monogamous to each other. Couples define their own boundaries and communicate them openly and honestly with each other and the other couples they play with.

I hear they recently became a love with a twist couple.

by LWATpodcast April 20, 2024

datarxz i love you

Doubt you'll see this, probably will in a month i dont fucking know, I love u <3

Datarxz I love you <3

by Not Miaku January 17, 2021

kenzo loves more

kenzo loves amalia more

“kenzo loves amalia more and it’s in a dictionary so you know it’s true”

“kenzo loves more”

by kaptainkn June 11, 2024

Love

(n). Love can be the happiest, most exuberant time of your life. It can also be a disease. It can mean terrible heart break. It can mean years of heart wrenching sobs without rest.

It can mean that you have now entered the world where the girl of your dreams can/will/already has crush(ed) you like a bug and make your life a living hell, but you still continue to pawn after her like a lost puppy because that's all you're ever good for. You know she won't go out with you because she's way way way out of your league and way way way too perfect for the likes of your sorry ass. But she'll never tell you that and leave you to have fantasies of her and you together. That's the truest meaning of the word.

Girl 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Girl 2: "She will crush you harder than the dirt under your shoes"

Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Guy 2: "She's the only girl who won't get in your pants"

by PsychoticBanana May 9, 2014