Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Issa no 4 me

When you reject something--commonly said by a female or someone of female character-- because you find something offensively ugly, you just want to respond w/ a sassy no, or something offensive in general.
Also sometimes sided with a teacher eating gesture-- curling your pointer finger in front of your mouth while giving the look-- to add exaggeration to the rejection of an irk

____: bro Ryuk from Death Note is like so hot. I mean the eyes, the hair, the bod--

Me: issa no 4 me. He is not attractive sry not sry.

by Anonymous#518819738 September 4, 2022

Stop hating on me!

This is mostly used by fan-girls, censored content creators, ect

Stop hating on me! This sentence is dumb people are gonna hate you if your bad, of course, sometimes it’s not rare to see 10-11y-olds hating on popular animators, furrys, great art creators, ect

Bad person definition

???: bro stfu cringey ass 10y-old
Bad person: Stop hating on me!

Good person definition

???: LMAO that’s dumb kiddo
Good person: Stop hating on me! Please I’m trying my best

by Stop hating on me! September 5, 2022

Me

good

Me is good

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

draw me out

to get bagged or to try and get someone bagged

“yoo that susan bitch tried to draw me out like move”

by LK.may September 7, 2022

You Fucking me around

Messing with someone/ and or /tricking some one.

Zo you’re shoe is untied.
- you fucking me around huh?

by Amirbgood September 7, 2022

Trust Me

The last thing you'll ever here out of the greatest titan to ever walk the frontier

Boy 1: Hey have you played that new shooter game Titanfall 2?
Boy 2: yeah, the last thing I heard before crying was "Trust Me"

by titanfalljunkie September 8, 2022