mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018

YEP cock

The image of the Anthropomorfic Frog Pepe smiling to a word used to describe male genitalia
YEP cock is used in various contexts at twitch chats such as when a person mentions or show something slightly similiar to a dick.

Streamer: This is such dogshit, it shouldnt had happened, what a cock
Viewer: YEP cock

by Henrik QY December 26, 2021

Cock Knock

When someone knocks on your door with their dick

Jaimze Cock knocked on my door at 4am...

by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011

Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.

Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

cock

why are you searching this up lil dirty minded person

cock is a stick , but dont search this up. " I like my cock "

by i eat toast May 29, 2022

coo-coo-cock

When you alarm like a clock but its not your alarm its the boner you have in the morning that wakes you up

this morning 2 minutes before my alarm, I had a coo-coo-cock

by pookieposts March 1, 2023