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New Song Syndrome

When a song just got released in and you love it too much and then later on your affection to that particular song starts to fade away slowly to the point you barley listen to that song
1: Man I love this song sooooo much

2: Maybe you just have New Song Syndrome and that's why you like it
by Falafel17 August 7, 2021
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Tony Hawk Syndrome

The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.
"Tears of the Kingdom Link suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome."
by Dadsday107 April 28, 2024
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Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019
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Sad App Syndrome

When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.
John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"
by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013
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The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
by Alkemu April 5, 2019
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Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome
by Mr Malt February 9, 2018
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Temu Syndrome

When a white woman has been on TEMU for an extended unhealthy period, they begins to show symptoms of TEMU SYNDROME.

TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
"Bitch you have TEMU syndrome or something"
"NO I DONT LET ME GO ON TEMU LET ME"
by baaaaaalzxack December 24, 2023
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