Sex

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.

Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon

by meorningchae March 26, 2022

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you can go and attack people with your sex cock

I will stab you with my sex cock

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you tape knives to a cock and chase people with them with your pants down

if you don’t hurry I’ll stab you with my sex cock

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find a boyfriend first and than we’ll talk about it

So find a boyfriend

Make him horny
And than have sex

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Sex is when you fuck a person

I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.

by RoseBerry26 January 23, 2022

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