zombie dick

a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms

Johnny did not want to go to the chalkboard because he had a classic case of zombie dick.

Kids going through puberty often have zombie dick.

by Dr.RickMarshall June 29, 2009

hot zombies

1. the sexually arousing udead
2. an expression of agreement or dismay to a close friend
3. a phrase used to signal the conversation is turning to
ridiculous things

1. Amby:Hannah! Check out those zombies on the left...
Hannah: Damn, those are some hot zombies, right there.
2. Alicia: are you finished editing the paper?
Caitlin: Hot zombies?
3. Caitlin: you suck.
Amby: your mom sucks
caitlin: wha?
Amby: I'm ron burgandy?
caitlin: con ner
Amby: Hot zombies

by Amberley February 12, 2006

Dumb Zombies

When you have 3+ drunken girls who have been smoking weed and just got raped by 5+ Asians, orgasming all over the floor and they can't stop.

I saw some girls just get dumb zombied!

I think i saw a few dumb zombies.

by Pussyeater985 November 3, 2010

zombie man

a local boy in dursley, uk who is a graffiti artist, known for his zombies and other creations.

yo, you seen zombie man?

by lemon girl October 7, 2007

zombie stripper

a stripper who survives solely off of dollar bills and man meat.

omfg! that fucking zombie stripper killed my buddy Bryant AND took all of his money!

by sal the salad November 26, 2010

zombie unipegacorn

A cross between a unicorn and pegasus after it meets a zombie.

"Did you see that zombie unipegacorn?"
"Yeah, the zombie apocalypse is really getting everything."

by mandycane September 5, 2011

Drag Zombie

A person that constantly asks you for hits off your smoke and has no smokes of their own or have anything else to do.

Some Drag zombies are so desparate for a smoke they will pawn off items or pay you money for a cigarette.

Drag Zombie 1: Hey man can I get a drag?

Guy: It's my last one

Drag Zombie: Come on dude. one drag

Guy: Dude your such a drag zombie!

by Premium Blend April 25, 2010