Weed Memory

A condition in which you don't remember things you said or did when you were high until you get high again.

Person #1: Dude! You remember when I attacked the mayonnaise?

Person #2: You're just remembering that now?

Person #1: Well, this is the first time I've gotten high since then.

Person #2: Weed memory strikes again.

by Tericon November 13, 2010

fuck weed

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.

Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.

by fuck weed January 10, 2022

Weed Dream

A weed dream is a thing that your high brain makes. Many researchers believe that dreaming is the ultimate way to figure out if your body is making you higher than the sky. Lots of weed everyday.

Yah man, totally in a weed dream right now.

by Your 5th grade science teacher June 9, 2016

omnipotent weed

Marijuana with God-like feelings of being everywhere at once.

Joe Shmoe: "Dude this is some killer omnipotent weed!"

Justin Case: "Really?"

Joe Shmoe: "Yeah man, it's like im many different places all at once."

Justin Case: "That's heavy man."

by smokymcpot3687 February 25, 2010

Weed Couple

A couple that is in a loving relationship but that smokes and/or sells weed together . They provide each other with weed and encourage their smoking of reefer . The best relationship there is .

Weed Couples are the best , they smoke together , sell together , and sleep together .

by Definer137 October 26, 2011

WEED CHARLIE

A weed Charlie is a friend that asks you to pack a bowl to smoke with him and once you pack it , he asks if he can take it with him because he is in a hurry.

Rob Mattingly is a weed charlie, he takes all my buds.

by Steve Boats September 26, 2006

Fake Weed

The shit that your friend got from his friends friends cousin, who lives in jamaica.

I bet that shits fake weed it dont even smell,

the stuff thats called Legal Bud

by smiley420 October 16, 2010