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Flop

My company flop
by vlptt February 25, 2022
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fish flop

i remember in high school when i got mocked for doing the fish flop instead of the worm.
by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024
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Flop

"Oi lad should I tell Jarrod to come for a mix?"
"Yeah nah bra he's a flop."
by official jab ma ba December 27, 2019
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Doo-Wop Flop

The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual maneuver in which the male places his erect "penis" through the hole of a standard 45 rpm record, preferably a highly sought after title of the doo-wop genre from the 1950's through the 60's. Coitus is then performed, with the challenge being the preservation of the records placement on the base of the "penis", along with it's structural integrity, and condition. After completion, the record is then safely removed and inspected for "damage" (fluids, surface cracks, etc.). This unorthodox performance has been described by doo-wop record collectors as a form of high-stakes gambling, in which they risk ruining their often extremely valuable, and sometimes priceless records in the process. Positive outcomes after this act is performed are often highly praised about among the community of enthusiasts and collectors, where as negative outcomes are met with sympathetic condolences for the collector's loss and misfortune of a ruined record.
Brad (a Doo-Wop Flop Extremist): Dude, last night was crazy. Jennifer and I wanted to try something new, something exhilarating, so we decided to execute the Doo-wop Flop. I used a scratched up copy of "Come Go with Me" by the Dell-Vikings. It was such an exciting challenge to keep the record on my shaft, and once I finished, I heaved her off of me and rushed over to the turntable before the playing surface crusted over, and let me tell ya, I didn't hear a single pop upon playback! ill never go back to digital noise reduction ever again.

Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.

Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation
by muddyford57 September 24, 2025
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Flip flops on stage

The use of flip flops on stage is very debatable, especially if it's a rock concert .

Makes you have mixed feelings.
Es.
"Look, Zac Carper is wearing flip flops on stage. I respect him for performing with them but it also triggers me"
by norightideas September 2, 2019
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flops

Queen Deborah-Ali Williams is queen of flops.
by Amelie Kaulitz June 11, 2023
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Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.
Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.
by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013
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