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Compton's Most Wanted

MC Eiht's crew
"G'yeah, fool, take a hike I got no time for your late night hype"
by FrenchLascar187 February 14, 2004
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Wankdorf

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.
First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.
by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005
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Wanker Lanterns

The row of LEDs under the main headlights on any new Audi. They always seem to be lit, no matter how bright the sun is on any particular day. They serve no purpose other than to alert other road users to the fact that the driver of the Audi owns an Audi, and that their Audi goes faster than your car. Unless you own a Porsche.
"Oh look, an Audi driver has driven right up behind me with his Wanker Lanterns on."
by tomleecee August 24, 2011
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Wank It Over

Similar to think it over, but usually applies to matters relating to those of the opposite sex.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.
George: "Dude I think I might bang Clarissa"
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."
by Wiseone911 December 9, 2008
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wangland

The destitute land formally England and Wales, that voted for economic suicide in a silly attempt to take back control of something they never lost control of. The final demise of Wangland came about when the millionaires that told the plebs to take back control failed to invest their fortunes, now safe from EU tax controls in the land that they made their fortunes from.
"You going to Wangland for your holiday again this year Jim." No way they just look for anyone who's knuckles don't touch the floor to blame for the misfortune they themselves voted for.
by Hobboblin12 July 15, 2017
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wank off

1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
by BillyPilgrim479 February 21, 2019
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clarity wank

You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?

Have a clarity wank!

Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015
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