B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.

"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006

man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

by Rich F December 11, 2006

major tool

an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.

johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock

by champ, sugar August 10, 2006

a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.

You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

Poofy Tool

A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it

"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.

I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition

by Russ Bus April 9, 2006

piss tool

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools

I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory

by PWD June 11, 2006