Barreled Toad

The cave between your legs that receives pleasure.

When he finally touches your barreled toad.

by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021

come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021

glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny

“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”

by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021

Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.

Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!

by naia😍 March 15, 2022