by The Jesus Bot May 18, 2007
A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;
by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008
A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.
Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Marisa: Hey, how was your night?
Ally: Horrible!
Marisa: Why?
Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
Ally: Horrible!
Marisa: Why?
Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
by gsh0t June 26, 2010
by dyaln875 June 08, 2009
The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.
God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth
He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes
Dude you have a donkey chode nasty
He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes
Dude you have a donkey chode nasty
by Donkey chode January 31, 2011
1. An individual (usually of small stature) with an over inflated sense of self worth.
2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.
A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.
2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.
A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.
1. Nathan: Hey did you hear that Bo went on American Idol? That douchebag thinks he can sing!
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...
2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...
2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.
by R_Eldred November 24, 2011
After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.
by queenofgeneva September 19, 2014