During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.
by Bad Jackalope February 2, 2009
Get the Salty Pretzelmug. by TDyoRu kOAnoMUw wGhD June 7, 2007
Get the Salty Walter!mug. When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and only realize halfway through so you vomit a bit in your mouth and gargle that around with some of her yeasty juices so that you can leak it back into her mouth as you come up to make out with her.
Maaan, so i was eating out at Cindy's clams casino last night and her muff carpet tasted kinda yeasty so I honked some smurfs in my own mouth and slurped a bit of her vadge podge along with that so I could give her a nice long salty kiss that involved lots of tongue, see if I could make her yodel some groceries for not having told me her snatch was raunch-a-taunchy.
by Monster Village August 16, 2012
Get the salty kissmug. by Ming the king May 24, 2012
Get the Salty dogmug. When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.
Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.
by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019
Get the Salty Platypusmug. by SaltLakeUnderbelly July 28, 2016
Get the Salty Peaksmug. When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"
by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016
Get the Salty Stormmug.