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sore throat

Although this is actually a phrase it deserves to be recorded immortally in the dictionary of joy. This is a term to be used only when you are in great peril, say you are forced to do something with someone you are far less than fond of. Simply say:
'I've got a sore throat' and you can express you desperation/sadness/anger in an amusing way without conveying your feelings to the enemy. Genius isn't it?!? Share the phrase with all your close friends, just remember you with caution. Also problems and confusion can arise when a true sore throat occurs. Anyway, this phrase will come in useful when you are with people involved in ponchomania or wicca wicca blazin' squad members.
At school with you amigo when the enemy stroll over and starts to talk....
You say, 'I've got a bit of a sore throat at the moment'
Your friends will understand and muchelemayo will follow, the enemy is left very confused!!
by [Katie and Ellie] December 20, 2004
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Throat Goat

Barack Obama is the Throat Goat because he can shove so much down his throat at once.
Can you believe we got the Throat Goat as a president?
by Coshinoya June 5, 2021
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purple headed throbber

A raging hard-on...ready to explode
She rode me until she climbed off my purple headed throbber and it spayed all over her face
by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006
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throat babies

When you have swallowed your man's ejaculatory fluid and it has remained in your esophagus
You came so hard! You gave me all the throat babies, damn!
by dong in a thong October 10, 2016
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sucker punch to the throat

1. An expression of great anger or distaste.
2. An empty threat.
3. A sign of self loathing.
1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.
by Mandizzle Eff May 25, 2005
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Throatfuck

Many people have heard of the legend of Throatfuck- either on a college campus, or in the mall...she has become one of the most eminent celebs in terms of sex.
Throatfuck is a renowned and ill-favored trollop, who has created a legacy based on her courage in the bedroom. Throatfuck will forever be remembered as the girl who eagerly awaits her regrettable recipient with head on the end of the bed and mouth wide open. During this uncomfortable position, she has been quoted as saying "Fuck my Throat". While she is well accomplished in the irrumatio category, her legacy goes beyond just the throat. Other disturbing tails regarding her dog have been heralded, which include hairy (no pun intended) details that peta would almost surely frown upon. But, at least the appetite of her puppy Toyota was always satiated. Legend has it that she would use peanut butter to lure her equally frantic dog to her ostracized unmentionables as foreplay in front of her sexual target du jour. While her attitude is difficult to endure, her sizable breasts are almost redeeming.
It's important to understand that although her name is throatfuck, she is a person too. So cheers to throatfuck...although the gap between her legs is stretched beyond repair, at the very least, she still has her venerable throat, and her compact puppy.
Ted: I've heard so much about the legend of Throatfuck, but who is she really?
Ronnie: I will say the only words I know that you'll understand, because these are words that go together well- wallowing in knee deep water.
by legendhasit September 9, 2010
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Cut throat

a not so good lookin girl. she doesnt even have to be ugly. she might just not be your type. you know, that type a girl that makes you cut your throat with ya fingers to let your friends know what kinda girl she is. you get it???
nigga1-"yo nigga whats that girl like?"
nigga2-"*cuts his throat"
nigga1-"oh shit nevermind"
nigga3-"oh that bitch a cut throat?"
by Mack B305 March 29, 2008
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