Sexual biscuit

The sexual act of rubbing two buttholes together.

She wanted to perform a sexual biscuit with him.

by Innuendogrl May 20, 2018

Soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where men boys stand around a biscuit and have a circle jerk. The last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it. This game is often associated with Lewis Knight

Hey lads want to play soggy biscuit at sleep over

by Castleford slang 122 June 27, 2018

pant biscuit

A shitbrick in your underpants.

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.

by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003

cheese biscuit

wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.

would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

Soggy Biscuit

A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit

Johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.

by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015

biscuits and cheese

Knees. Cockney derivative rhyming slang.

Ouch me fucking biscuits and cheese.

by Adamphetamine December 1, 2016

Whisper biscuit

A vagina so tempting you can almost hear it whisper to you, come to me.

Her whisper biscuit was so perfect I think I heard it call to me

by Nap zone June 1, 2018