noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.
by BernieWHW June 17, 2018
To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
by ThyReginator November 27, 2017
A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.
by Carlz.t August 19, 2021
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