Hairy Skinny Jeans

jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out

holy shit i can see her pubic hair

she is wearing hairy skinny jeans

by covey95 June 1, 2009

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

hairy turncul

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.

Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla

When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock

BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION

by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021

Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 11, 2014