Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
Get the Upside Down Pony Polemug. The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino
by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017
Get the totem pole poundmug. Your partner grips the bed headboard whilst you lift her legs up in the air wheelbarrow style and go to town on that shi until she screams "fly my like a flagpole!"
by NigNut97 May 30, 2025
Get the Flag Polemug. The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Polesmug. The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
Get the Lodge Poledmug. by faqxnoz August 4, 2024
Get the Space polesmug. by Southsidethief August 2, 2021
Get the Ernest Polingmug.