An Oliver is a very bright person, Oliver's are very easy to speak to even when you first meet them. They make you feel welcome and are easy to make jokes with even when you've only met the 4 times. They are very attractive and their eyes are a lovely bright blue. They have really nice hair and their smile is to die for. They make you feel very special and treat you like your the only girl in the world.They make sure you are okay and you feel comfortable all the time. They will protect you at all costs and whenever you need them they will be there. They leave anything or anyone to come help you or comfort you. They have very beautiful personalities and are overall a lovely person. Olivers also have very big penis' ;)
by Facemask2851 May 11, 2020

Oliver is the guy that thinks he can get all the girls because of his jawline, but in what he apparently doesn't know is that no girls likes him.
Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.
Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.
Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
"that's guy I just tried to talk to is so shy,
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
by Madisonadams2195 December 11, 2016

An Oliver is someone who has a shriveled old man penis and absolutely no future. Oliver is also the mayor of loserville and is blacklisted from the list. Oliver never has and never will get any hoes and everyone who has ever met him hates him passionately and wants him to be crucified.
by anonymous February 19, 2024

an amazing guy who makes everyone happy, he's so much fun to be around and lights up the room. He makes everyone happy with his positive attitude. he can get all the girls he is hot beyond compare, also very sexy!
by red9922 April 6, 2019

Oliver bowhay is a gentleman, nice boy with good looks and has a bright future. The name Oliver is a good omen for art skills and looks. He is one of the best and smartest kids in the world, he likes taking backgates in schools and is swift and agile. His gayrate is quite the average of any human being.
by Adolf Peterson February 15, 2021

by clarapiziegirl November 28, 2022

The name for a stupid boy
Him: did you know the time can change
Me: OMG
Take a screenshot and send to all of the Oliver’s out their
Me: OMG
Take a screenshot and send to all of the Oliver’s out their
by 😂❤️ February 1, 2020
