Mario

Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.

If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.

Yo, have you heared Mario's voice? It's so hot!

Be "Princess Peach" for a "Mario"

by reoakayourwifey February 23, 2022

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Orange Mario

Also Known as Wario.

He is the evil version of Mario and is brothers with the almighty Waluigi.

Person 1 "Hey you know Wario?"
Person 2 "You mean Orange Mario?"
Person 1 "What the hell is wrong with you, it's Wario."
Person 2 "No, his name is Orange Mario"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

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Mario

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

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mario bottler

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.

I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!

by Will Millinship December 14, 2008

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