drop text

When one texts someone for the pure purpose of having ones phone number.

“Hey, let me drop text you so that you have my number as well”

by frantic jazz hands May 3, 2018

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John: *enters a google application*
God: Title text here

by Pusylicker92 February 5, 2019

The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.

“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

The Texas Whisper

Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.

Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?

Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!

by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019

West Texas Fuck Money

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.

Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021

Zalgo Text Generator

Some fucking translator which makes 5year old look like a hacker

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OMG HACKER
no dickhead its Zalgo Text Generator

by BottomDop February 19, 2022

Unreliable texter

A person who texts unreliably; they can either respond in ten minutes or ten days. Also quality of texts are unpredictable. They are either short one words or paragraphs.

Oh yeah you know Courtney? She’s such an unreliable texter! She hasn’t responded in a week!

by CTwister February 2, 2023