Taking a knee in the 4th

The act of entering the restroom at work on a Friday evening, 30 minutes before leaving for the weekend, and taking a 30 minute long shit.

Every Friday from 4:30 - 5:00pm Matthew can be found taking a knee in the 4th to close out a successful work week.

Taking a knee in the 4th by StoutSkeeze November 18, 2011

taking a taser to a bomb site 

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

taking a taser to a bomb site by the comand'r February 23, 2018

Ultra-tasking 

v. Multi-tasking involving more three or more tasks or two tasks in a very hungover state.

Driving while talking on the phone, changing the music on the ipod, and smoking a cigarette is ultra-tasking.

Ultra-tasking by Telliot April 5, 2006

Nigga talkin 

When someone is talking nonsense or saying a straight up lie.

Joey: Did you hear that Donald trump might step down as president?
Tyshon: Man stop nigga talkin!
Joey: Shit you right

Nigga talkin by poopyhands88 May 8, 2019

Taking a Trump 

When someone is taking a dump that will take 10 to 15 times to flush.

I'll definitely be taking a Trump after I finish that last piece of pizza.

Taking a Trump by JRBIV December 11, 2019

Tanking 

The word tanking, in terms of sport, would be used to describe a bad performance

Tanking is the act of giving up a match or "throwing it away", losing intentionally or not competing.

I tanked my match so bad!

She was tanking her match.

He tanked the match after losing the first set.

They tanked their match because they got angry with the referee/umpire.

Tanking by Morrha January 22, 2008

talkin' mess 

to speak offensively or maliciously behind someone's back

That girl was talkin' mess like crazy on MySpace yesterday.

talkin' mess by dylan-o November 14, 2006