i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

by Mama-smh June 1, 2017

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost January 18, 2008

take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

by lunar shadows January 28, 2005

take oaf

instead of swearin on ya life u swear on da bible

chris: Dats da girl i was wid last nite
Matt: oi bruv take oaf

by jimbou September 24, 2005

take off

a girl that is fast, loose, sexually active with whom ever she pleases, and will "takeoff" her clothes for any man.

originated in Jacksonville FL school system

"Ah man, I think I love dis girl."
"Whats her name, boy?"
"Alicia, dat girl from Kendall Court"
"Naw! Alicia, fat ass, dick lips? Me and my boys ran through her boy. Dat der you got is a damn take off"

by Ni$ce February 21, 2007

take it

taking it in the butt. having buttsex with somebody. usuallly a man. taking it in the butt

darryl morrow likes to take it

by Earl April 28, 2003