Samsung tablet

a substitute for parental love and care

Want To play BTD6 on my mums Samsung tablet

by Rehehehehehehehehe August 7, 2023

takes away from the table

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.

With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.

by TV CARv March 20, 2010

dinning room table list

Refers to a list of people that you would have sexual relations with on the dinning room table at thanksgiving regardless of who was sitting at the table. Someone who is an ultimate sexual fantasy.

The queen of England is definitely not on my dinning room table list...

by TNflyguy June 25, 2014

Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.

G: Im coming out of the table!
M: Good for you.

by goofygooberdude June 8, 2016

She's got talent

A woman's ass and or titties are on point.

Damn Billy Ho did you see Nikki?

Yeah man she was wearing them clothes. She's got talent for real.

by Sergio Serna November 21, 2016

Carolina Card Table

A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.

"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"

by Gradual Discomfort December 1, 2016