Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

Orgy of the Round Table

n. an orgy including a male, his wife, his teenager, his babysitter, his friend, and his friend's wife

"Hey, Steve. The wife and I are planning another Orgy of the Round Table meeting."

"Count me in!"

by KP123KP September 20, 2011

tabetha

the biggest slut you will every have the miss fortune to meet, don't trust her as she will flirt with everyone, destroy friendships and try to steal your boyfriends, she doesnt know when she is not wanted and she just always wants to hurt people

person 1: she stole him from me, she sent him pictures! and told him lies!

person 2: URGH SHE IS SUCH A TABETHA!

by sleepingwithemillie October 6, 2013

table whore

a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.

We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.

by ReadyLH May 6, 2008

tableNazi

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.

Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!

by Robert January 23, 2005

knights of the round table

The Elite few formly coined as the "chump squad" now perfer to be known as what they are, The Knights of The Round Table. In order to clear up former aligations in defense of The Knights of The Round Table, we defend that our parties are not limited to one case and one case only, but infact they know no limits in any way shape or form. The Knights of the Round Table are, and will remain, The Elite Few. Those who deem Terror upon the name do so only because they fall short of what they strive for, supiriority.

To be a part of the Knights of The Round Table is to be at the pinnacle of one's life.

by King Arthur- Founder December 5, 2005