nintendo switch lite

the stupidest “console” nintendo has ever made.

the nintendo switch lite sucks

by cringyboigames March 9, 2020

switches

instead of calling the female a bitch we call em switch and they do not get offended in any way.

Guy: Ayo were the switches at?
Girl: Them switches was talking smack bout me!

by Freddy Stay On That Flii Status August 17, 2006

Switchfoot

(n)
(1)a sexual act in which one gay teenage male jacks off another gay teengage male until they ejaculate all over each other's balls while listening to the annoying, talentless band Switchfoot
(2) an annoying, talentless band

(1) I was flirting with Mike one moment, talking about our favorite band, Switchfoot, and the next moment I was in Mike's room performing Switchfoot on him.
(2) Yeah, lets go see the band Switchfoot in concert and die!

by Mr. Miyagi April 26, 2005

Switch

There's this game my father taught me years ago it's called switch, the premise of the game is you take one finger, put it in your mouth, the other goes up your asshole and when he says go you switch

Yo, me and papa played a good game of switch

by Mob Bgrann August 25, 2017

Switch Kid

a switch kid is a kid who has a nintendo switch and never uses anything else just their switch

ey when will you stop being such a switch kid like really get a computer or something

by i like to eat big poopoos October 22, 2019

Switch Hitter

Someone seemingly straight. Bats for the other team instead.

Chris is such a Switch Hitter, we don't even know how he got his wife.

by Trednek7 June 21, 2021

Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011