Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
by Waferthyme September 07, 2018
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spit prep

When you fuck a girl from behind and spit directly into her ass, for lubrication to perform a "Burrow jump".
Guy - bend over baby

Girl - okay

*PTEW*

Girl - Did you just...spit prep me?

Guy - yes i did 3:D
by mr_jim February 07, 2010
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*spits*

Another source of language between two or more homosapiens, that bring out the truth in their non verbal dialogue.
Guy 1: Hey what are you doing today?
Guy 2: *spits*
Guy 1: Yeah bro same.
Guy 1: *SPITS*
Guy 2: *Spits*
*Both spit at same time*
by *Spit* March 29, 2022
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When you nutt in a chicks mouth and she has to spit it in the girl mouth next to her
by Squig9669 February 20, 2018
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Jizz Spit

When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person
Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "

Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"
by Decepticrust November 01, 2015
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Lemur spit

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.
"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'
by RVAJackRabbit October 01, 2015
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spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.
Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here
by Matt Damon young April 17, 2017
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