Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
by goldandsilverowner November 28, 2010
Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
by Cycofy April 02, 2017
The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
by The Molester 69 February 10, 2018
I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
by moss1972 June 11, 2015
by llai November 03, 2019
One who Acts selfishly only doing what benefits them and will do anything to make a quick regardless if it makes people suffer or whom they run over. Who's loyalty & faithfulness is for sale. Is often known as a scrooge or Grinch and is a trait of the parsimonious.
That self seeker only knows me when he needs something and last time I asked him for help it costed me half my paycheck.
by Yaunti December 16, 2018
The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.
You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation
by Padre David January 23, 2022