Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

sausage bowl

Having 3 or more dicks in your pussy at once

Man, that sausage bowl we did with Isabel last night was intense

by DaddyNutt September 25, 2018

Sausage worm

When a song gets stuck in your head

That song is a sausage worm it always gets stuck in my ear hole

by Ajs11111 May 27, 2018

Sausage Gobbler

Some one who needs many cocks in their mouth!

Omg did you hear julie Gilman is such a sausage gobbler!!

by Tjdaddy March 11, 2017

chubby sausage

Much like the game "Chubby Bunny", the participant stuffs as many cocktail sausages in their mouth as possible whilst still able to recite "Chubby Sausage".

Sandra: Omg Derek has stuffed SO many sausages in his mouth, there's such a mess!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!

by DerBratMeister November 15, 2017

Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018