When you receive a goatsie and then have your ass pubes interweaved so that it can be played like a harp.
Joe:Awww man I woke up this morning with my ass so sore and my pubes interweaved.
Adam:Dude thats a rusty harp!
Joe:Jennys a sick hoe.
Adam:Dude thats a rusty harp!
Joe:Jennys a sick hoe.
by Galbs August 03, 2008
I gave that girl the Rusty Heindlich in the backseat of a 1969 Chevelle SS with Edgar Winter playing in the background.
by Big Beat November 01, 2003
by UserNameHere! October 11, 2011
The act of one giving fellatio to a penis covered in a fresh layer of fecal matter. Usually after anal relations.
by M. Johnson Esquire July 08, 2006
Differs, depending on who you ask, but what is known about 'a rusty venture' is that it is a sex act, usually graphic, & by most peoples' definitions, disgusting. Although, according to one of the foremost experts in sexual conquests,(B. Samson) A Rusty Venture is not by any means an activity to be desired; "A Rusty Venture is just when you jack off enough that the skin on your dick gets raw..." An Action Johnny on the other hand....
Rusty, after being shut down at his boys' prom & washing mutant/fly/hooker/maybe assassins' blood off of his clothes, resigned himself to a night of giving himself a rusty venture in front of his computer...
by Motz55 November 22, 2010
A term for a lady's private parts, more commonly used to describe lesbian activities.
See:carpet muncher
See:carpet muncher
by Ball Jeziorski January 06, 2005
After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make this a Rusty Pineapple though, there must be a "five o'clock shadow" on the scrotum, to create a pineapple-ish effect.
The fetus baby said that he smelled a Rusty Pineapple in the vicinity.
"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"
"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"
by rusty pineapple February 04, 2009