retard rotors 

A alternate, and more accurate, name for fidget spinner

I'm glad to see retard rotors exploding.

retard rotors by blzzthlls June 27, 2017

Retard Face 

A Face That is Unique to a person within a social group that annoy everyone within that group

retard face
retard face Again
retard face Forever
retard face Pretty Boy

Retard Face by Josho29292 February 16, 2008

Retard Turtle 

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.

Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.

Retard Turtle by MikenRiss July 8, 2010

Retard rape baby 

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.

They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.

Retard rape baby by Party Team November 4, 2012

Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

Retard Juice by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020

retard ism 

the state of being retarded.

Down syndrome people usually have retard ism.

retard ism by Wills0 June 5, 2009

retard sandwich 

A hamburger with spit and mucus from several schoolkids between the top bun and the meat patty, that is then given to an obese retard who happily eats it.

Give Stephanie the retard sandwich, she is too retarded to beware and too fat to care.

retard sandwich by malachite2 January 24, 2005